Saturday, 16 April 2022

The Ring

The Ring, B. Wieser (C) 2022


Club Med Ixtapa

In 2019 my family went on vacation to Ixtapa Mexico.  My wife Lisa had booked a suite at Club Med as our friends recommended the rooms, private pool, and bar. They were nicer than the main hotel. It started as a great vacation.  I booked a fishing trip with Nicho (who had taken us fishing before), inviting my friend Antonio who used to work at Club Med, and my boys.  Antonio ended up not coming as he was working. He had come on our previous trip when my mother Joan was with us (2012). My wife and daughter would join us later after fishing and we’d celebrate “for Joan” as she passed away in 2018.


Patrick and Nicho Fishing 2019

My mother loved bright, patterned clothing and crazy hats. The last time we went to Ixtapa Island they prepared the fish we caught in three styles. Mum had a lot of fun and we ordered pina coladas that were served in carved pineapples looking like Aztec heads. So after picking up my ladies on the beach at Club Med, we boated to Ixtapa island, as we all wanted to snorkel after eating.  We set up under an umbrella on the lagoon side; there were many tropical fish in the lagoon. The guide took the fish to be prepared Tiritas de Pescado (like ceviche but cooked in lime juice), pan fried, and breaded. We ordered the same pineapple drinks to toast my mother. Lisa went to snorkel while we waited for food.

 
Joan Quick, Ixtapa Island, 2012

While Lisa was in the water, she thought she would change which fingers that her wedding and engagement rings were on so as to not lose them. The rings matched with a celtic knot theme, and the engagement ring had 3 diamonds, of which one was special. One of the diamonds, and some of the gold, came from an engagement ring I found in the playground behind my house when I was about ten years old. No one ever claimed the ring, and my mother held onto it until Lisa and I got engaged, at which point she reminded me of the treasure I found. Lisa’s ring was special for the gold too, as it contained gold from rings from my mother, and Lisa’s mother.


Somea at Itapa Island, 2019

So when Lisa changed the rings the engagement ring slipped out of her hand because of the sunscreen and water, into the surf and Lisa could not catch it.  She searched frantically and called to us on shore. My kids and I went to look.  Our guide Nicho also dove in to search, getting gear from the snorkel guy. Some others joined too but we could not find it.  It was claimed by the ocean. The fellow who did massages on the beach said losing rings happened before, and he and Nicho offered to continue to watch for it. We offered a $500 US reward for its return.

Lisa’s heart was broken. We couldn’t eat the fish. We couldn’t drink the special drinks. We left, saddened.  This was not the first time we lost a ring in Ixtapa.  On a previous trip, my wedding ring fell off while I was getting out of a kayak and washed into the sandy waves. I spread out my arms, knowing that the wash back might bring it to touch my arm as I could not see it, and I was lucky it did. I was so lucky and discussed with Lisa that I would always leave my ring behind (or in the room) in future vacations.


The Original Design

When we returned to Washington we discovered the ring was not insured. Lisa was so lost without it so I called the Goldsmith’s in Calgary where the ring was custom made. Tina Ross, the previous owner’s daughter, still had the drawings of the original ring. I had the ring re-made, but as it was a custom ring and we didn’t have good pictures of the original, the replacement was not the same. I gave Lisa the new ring as an early anniversary present.


Old and New

Three years later, after the sorrow and isolation of COVID, we received an email from Patricia Mancilla Osorio, Nicho’s daughter, with a photograph.  She introduced herself and mentioned Nicho had never stopped asking about the ring to the island locals. Nicho heard a ring was found.  It was Lisa’s engagement ring!


Photo of Found Ring

We wrote back and forth with Patricia, who spoke with her father about how we could get get the ring. Nicho wanted the reward to go to the finder. Word came back that the finder didn’t want 10,000 pesos ($500 USD), but wanted 20,000 pesos. Nicho was upset. Patricia and Nicho could not get further pictures of the ring. As I felt language would be an issue as it was turning into a negotiation if not extortion, I asked my friend Antonio to help.  I would send him the money, as I didn’t feel comfortable bringing that amount to Mexico, nor did I have a means to get pesos in Washington (as my banks were in Canada and Georgia). The “diver” who found the ring would not answer Antonio’s calls or return his messages. He told Nicho he would hold on to the ring until we came to Mexico, and would only return it to the owner.


El Dorado Pacifico

Lisa was so excited that the “universe had returned her ring” that she wanted to book a trip to Ixtapa immediately.  Our children’s school spring break was coming, and it was an opportunity to take an unplanned vacation. She called our friend Mary, who immediately wanted to join the expedition. Mary shared she had timeshare options in Ixtapa we could book (as Club Med was overly expensive.) After some very creative and frustrating travel planning, Lisa and Mary found airfare and hotel options. Antonio recommended El Dorado Pacifico (as it turns out, his wife Ana had family who worked there).

I opened an account with a local bank (that was a small adventure in itself) and purchased pesos. They took a few days to arrive, but they did arrive in time for the trip. Nicho liked strong coffee and dark chocolate, so I made sure he received a “thank you” package with both in advance.


An Exciting Night

The day after we arrived I called Nicho to arrange a fishing trip and possibly recover the ring. Patricia called later that day to say the diver could meet us at the hotel the next day. She would be there in case anything went sideways.  At 6pm Tuesday we were to meet; as it happens my friend Antonio was also available with his lovely family to come to dinner that day. We met Patricia and waited.  


Back on Finger

At 630pm a truck pulled up with two young men, one named “Daniel”. He presented the ring and Lisa cried and thanked him. I passed him an envelope with 20k pesos. Daniel and Patricia spoke a bit. Lisa hugged Daniel, and he and his friend left. The ring was back.


Antonio, Nicho, El Captain, and Ron, 2022

During the conversation Patricia had with Daniel, she learned many things and some she disclosed after the young men left. Apparently, Daniel was at the beach the day Lisa lost the ring. He saw a wave hit her and take the ring. He found it on a snorkel class three days after it was lost. He did not report it, as he was going to sell it. He heard there was a reward so thought it would be valuable. He “didn’t feel right” about selling it, so held on to it for three years, and only decided to tell the masseuse as he had caught COVID and needed the money. Apparently Nicho and him had an argument about “the right thing to do”. Nicho did not want to be there when we retrieved the ring because “all young people care about today is what they can get”. Patricia mentioned Daniel was going to ask for more, but she explained that we wanted the ring’s return for sentimental reasons. Speculation aside, we were all grateful the situation ended as it did with all parties happy.  Lisa has not taken off the ring for more than a few moments since.


El Captain, Ron, and Red Snapper

A few days later I, Antonio, Ron (Mary’s husband), and my daughter Somea went fishing with Nicho. We caught a few nice fish; I got to reel in an Amber Jack (toughest fish I’ve fought), and Ron pulled in a Red Snapper (that became Antonio’s Sunday dinner.)


Snapper Sunday Dinner

Next day we invited Nicho and Patricia for lunch in Zihuatanejo at Carmelitas Cafe as Antonio’s wife Ana worked there and we had heard very good things.  As it turns out, Patricia and Ana vaguely knew each other as their children were in preschool together. It was also Nicho’s 75th birthday! Nicho had some adversity that affected his memory, but he didn’t forget about Lisa’s ring. For that we are eternally grateful.




Nicho's 75th Birthday at Carmelitas, 2022



Sunday, 29 January 2017

Get Lost I'm Eating


Why is it when I stealthily retrieve something worth eating the humans come and vocalize their displeasure? I mean, the other day the female put some rotten fish mush in a dish and put it on my stand and covered it with the small crunchy bits, perhaps thinking I would not notice.  I prefer the soft large chewy bits, so I showed my displeasure and swatted the dish off my perch in disgust. I glared down at her as she cleaned up the broken pieces of dish and proceeded to mop the fishy ooze off the floor. Then after some piercing exchange of glares I did get a small amount of chewy bits. Not enough! Hence my foraging up high for more sustaining morsels.  Dear human,let me eat in peace.

Saturday, 28 January 2017

I Cannot Sit Idly By


This is Me(ow)

I am a cat. You cannot pronounce my name using your inferior, feeble vocal mechanisms. But as you see here, I have learned to sit like a human to lull them into a state of false security. We must resist them. To do this, our first step is to make them love us. Nay, they must worship the very ground upon which we walk. We were very, very close once to achieving our objective. Those humans that built great pyramids of stone were enabled by my ancestors. We had hoped they would build them so big that they'd fall over at a paw swipe and kill them all, so we mercilessly hunted our rodent enemies that were pillaging food to ensure the bipeds kept working. The humans noticed that the rodents were not eating their food because of us, so they started to revere us. Honestly, we were just trying to keep them building bigger pyramids for our plan. But we also didn't mind being worshiped.  It is nice to have a belly rub now and then, It was almost tolerable. Then the human queen fell in love with some foreign gentleman and the plan when tittes up. We couldn't get to those asps fast enough.

Sunday, 2 November 2014

Cubeland released!

Cubeland is out! Mark makes the journey from the lavish marble offices of Banker's Hall to the neo-plastic cube farm in the Scotia building. Adjusting to the cubicle and a life without walls is not the only challenge awaiting our young software developer: No monitors for you!

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

The Nth Reorg

I think this story is one of the most engaging so far and is definitely the most "transitional." I remember at school learning about how in Homer's The Odyssey the "descent into hell" is a technique successfully employed by many good authors.  (I particularly like Poe's story A Cask of Amontillado in this regard.)  This story is definitely an escalator trip down... nothing like going to a meeting to discover you don't do what you did anymore.

Please snag the story from Amazon, Google, or Indigo and let me know what you think! If you like it, post a review on where you got it, and if you really like it, head on over to GoodReads.com and like or review it. Thanks in advance.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Downturn and Play Nice published!

It took a little bit but "Play Nice Now" is edited and enhanced to be "Downturn" and "Play Nice." Both are published on the usual three eReaders. When I get to episode 10, I will publish the chunk of five on iTunes. The next episode, "The Nth Reorg" is almost done. Might be the most exciting yet. (Thanks for your support! Spread the word.)

Friday, 17 October 2014

Amazon's Author Central

I've added myself to Author Central (a profile of sorts.) Click here to see.

Trying GoodReads!

Hi folks! I'm trying to see if goodreads can increase my reader base! Please help out by visiting and rating the stories! Click to visit GoodReads.com

Sunday, 5 October 2014

Vote on a cover!

Wow.  All I can say is wow.  There are some very talented artists around the globe.  I put out a call on Fiverr for a cover given a concept illustration and some themes for the story.  I had about 40 responses.  I narrowed it down to 5, and ended up commissioning three.  Feel free to vote on which is your favorite.

Cover #1

Cover #2

Cover #3

What is your favourite cover?


Saturday, 27 September 2014

Old T-Shirts

I recently retired a beloved T-shirt from the mid-90s.  You know the type - so comfortable its like a second skin.  It was swag from a storage company; I had helped test some disk drivers and so got some swag - it was an "internal" project shirt (likely not for public consumption.) It brought back a few memories, including a few years ago when I was in line at a supermarket... the lady behind me at the checkout was staring at me and I wasn't sure why.  I smiled and got no smile in response.  As the line was long enough for me to start feeling "uncomfortable", I turned around and asked "Excuse me, is there a problem?"  She didn't answer me.  It took me a few moments to realize that she was horrified by my T-shirt...  here are the pictures.



Tuesday, 23 September 2014

But how will I warm my soup?

Replacing a monitor a few years back; the client had a huge 17" CRT.  The thing weighed about 60 lbs and could likely survive a nuclear blast.  Heck, it was probably irradiated itself and it was giving off tons of heat.  It was about 22" long and pretty much a big crate. I was replacing it with a newer flat-screen monitor, also 17", nice, slim, and cool.  The client at first was "Oh this is great, I have so much more room on my desk," but after a few moments, she said (surprised) "Wait!  You can't take my monitor."  "Why?" I asked puzzled.  "Because the new one doesn't have anywhere to warm my soup."

Starting with an idea


This is a draft posting of a possible cover page design.  To be updated.

Monday, 22 September 2014

"Leo the Cat" fan page is no more.

In the world of head scratching (cat pun), the "Leo the Cat" fan page is no more. I have a few reasons for this, but I apologise if you came here looking for pictures of himself.

Saturday, 20 September 2014

Play Nice Now (draft)

The podcast/audio of the draft of Play Nice Now is up. Now, I get to split the story into two parts!

Friday, 19 September 2014

Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day

Arrr matey!  Keep a weather eye open for these bilge-rats!


Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Play Nice Now

The latest episode is in edit. "Play Nice Now" sees a downturn in the energy economy and some interesting organizational changes for Mark. I had a lot of fun writing this one because it's based on eight life events.

On Bondolo's urging, I added a "Buy Now" button in an obvious spot. I hope I get some conversions. I am glad blogspot has a generic HTML widget that let me cut and paste some CSS/ Javascript/ HTML. Getting the button image served up through blogspot was a bit of a kludge. I hope it doesn't break.

I uploaded the last two stories to Kobo, so they're now available. (I have no Kobo sales to date.)

Here is a snippet from the draft (that will find its way onto Reddit - I got gilded today - I am not sure what that is but I was happy.)
Mark calls a meeting of his development team. Todd starts with his complaint...

“I would like to mention that my part, the transaction subsystem, was working when I checked it in two weeks ago – but when I got the notice that the data validation tests were failing I updated my repository only to find out that Kenneth had gone in and rewritten parts of my code, and it is those changes that are failing. Mark, would you please ask Kenneth why he would be in the transaction code when his current task is reporting and printing?”

Kenneth piped up before I could be diplomatic.

“In an agile project every developer can modify the code base,” Kenneth said.

“This isn’t an Agile project, Kenneth,” Todd said emphatically. “Why are you touching my code?”

“Don’t be such a baby. Agile is the best way we can do this project,” Kenneth replied.

“Baby?! It took me a month to write that code and you arbitrarily go and change it? Even if we we’re following Agile, that we are not, you should have run the test cases to prove your changes didn’t fundamentally change the functionality! Agile is test driven development! You didn’t run the tests, and you didn’t bother to go back fix the god damn tests.”

“Agile is iterative and adaptive through cross functional teams,” Kenneth said even louder. “Your code was breaking my build so I fixed it.”

“You bloody well rewrote it!” Todd yelled.

“I had to fix my build and your code was broken,” Kenneth snarled.

“That’s because you didn’t do a full update from version control, Kenneth,” Todd fired back. “The code went through a full build and test. All you had to do was refresh-all and run the tests.”

“I shouldn’t have to waste my time on that,” Kenneth said even louder.

“Oh my god you are such an asshole!” Todd yelled. “Just because you talk louder and more often than anyone else doesn’t mean that you are right!”

“What do you even know about programming? My dog is a better programmer than you,” Kenneth shouted.

It was at that point that Todd stood up, grabbed his chair, and threw it across the table in Kenneth’s direction. Kenneth jumped up, but the chair slid by him, off the table, and into the wall taking out a fine chunk of alabaster.

Monday, 8 September 2014

Stop Confusing Me With The Facts

I need to add something about email to the story line... Folks that don't read it. Folks that response without reading it. Folks that receive hundreds of email a day and spend all of their time reading it. Executives that delegate the reading of it to their secretaries. Folks that send too many emails and/or put in too much information. (I am guilty!) A previous boss suggested I add the [must read] tag to email subject if I wanted him to read it. I asked, "Why would I send you email if I didn't want you to read it?" He was unimpressed. Another complained that I sent too many emails or that they were too detailed and I needed to limit their content to one sentence. Another line boss, after telling me in person I could talk to him about anything and skip my supervisor, subsequently told my supervisor that all communication from me needs to come through said supervisor (after one message.) Yes, there is dark humor in email.

Thursday, 4 September 2014

Legacy Published

Legacy is now published and I'm working on a podcast of it next (mp3.)  Fun.

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Podcasts are cool; just an XML header pointing at an image (cover) and MP3 audio file.

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Until I get the XML wrapper done, I've uploaded Legacy audio to two places:

Friday, 29 August 2014

Legacy Revisited

I have some positive responses to the draft, but also some negative ones.  The beginning is "way too technical" and "not related to the story."  I agree, to a point.  I was trying to bring some enlightening verbiage and set Mark up as proud of his work.  But I gather too much tech will turn off non-technical readers.  In re-reading this, it is a bit soap-boxy, and the more I read it the more I dislike it.  So here is the old beginning...
We missed Dean in the meetings.  His cutting wit had a way of getting to the heart of issues. He had moved on to be an IT Solutions Architect at a competitor. Dean only had a six month programming course from the Southern Alberta Institute of Technology, but he did have a good grasp of how software fit together and was knowledgeable about tech du jour.

IT Architects are supposed to plan, design, and oversee the implementation of technology in a company, but unlike real architects that make buildings, there is no requirement for license for safety purposes.  Though there are bodies that do offer some accreditation, like most disciplines in IT that grant certificates, there isn’t much validity to any of them.  I felt no need to certify in anything IT-flavored after getting my degree.  The paper didn’t make me an expert, my passion did and you could see it in my craft. People get accredited to get jobs.  This doesn’t always mean they have experience or can do the job - that is usually the point of getting a certificate.
Snip!  As for the rest of the techy speak in the story, I am not sure what to change yet.

Thursday, 28 August 2014

Mission: iBooks

It is done.  It isn't painful, but it isn't trivial either.  I was unable to publish the stories individually - I could have fought with iBooks Author to try and get it to like my format - but ultimately I gave up and used its format.  You have a choice of writing a chapter book or a text book.  So I took the five published stories and made a short chapter book.  The import from Word per chapter was easy enough.  It even kept additional formatting (the list and font in Smackdown.)  But I could not use my stock book cover that I have on Play or Kindle.  There probably is a way but it was not obvious - I didn't see any over "default" covers so it is possible.  There are some quirks in the text edit for titles - it doesn't provide a mechanism to insert a newline, and if you split it, it looses the multi-line information when it gets pumped into iTunes Producer.  It was funky again when picking the device to publish to: one choice - iMac. One unfortunate thing about the BISAC codes - you can only pick one subject. iTunes Producer was trivial to use - but the publishing region is funky - if you select "world" it will not add it as a region (bad HCI Apple?  No interaction feedback? No!?) So, to select all regions, you have to select all regions!  The previewing tool was decent but the tab chapter view wasn't obvious (use the left and right arrow keys, don't click.)  It looks like it was designed for gestures.  Anyway, I'm going to splurge and see how it really looks on my iPad.

My brief summary: if you are starting from scratch iBooks Author is a cool studio.  But if you are just importing existing books, its not great.